and the bluest blue...ever.
"Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Blue. She lived in Florida, where alligators live. One day as she scrolled through the internets, a weird girl named Alex spammed her with ships and foot porn (because Blue had a foot fetish despite her insistence that she didn't) and they fell in love. Then they moved to Canada and got married and stalked the cast of Supernatural and bought an alpaca. The end."
asked by: thedeadviper

this is the most beautiful piece of literature to ever grace my blog i am sobbing

this is how my life will go you CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

  1. pickupthatsamulet said: Alpaca’s ARE the greenest animal…
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